cheater’s lab report
cheater’s lab report
brand nym: KODIGO
genetic nym: kuwaritu scatchic paparmus
local nym: Epectus/ magic spell
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
Varies in size and shape and materials used. may be in the form of sheets of paper, wooden or plactic arm chairs concrete walls or simply writter on human flesh.
CHEMICAL PROPERTY:
Can cause violent reaction when seen by professors.
FORMULATION:
Each piece contains 45% keyword, meanings and other related stuff and 55% formula for your mathematics subjects. (formulation depends upon the subject whre it will be used.)
DIRECTION FOR USE:
cover it with your hands,handkerchief., or slip it under your test paper. effective when written on the walls or on your arm chair for it lessens the needed effort to accomplish the task. for security measures use point 1 or 2 ballpen( direction vary upon the users creativity and "diskarte factor" for the best results add little caution ( pag nahuli ka tapos angf maliligayang araw moh!!!)
DOSAGE:
Use it whenever necessary . void expossure to your professor.
BENIFITS:
Aids mental block, helps un boasting your grades ease the agony in remembering keywords and formula needed for solving your mathematics problems.
SIDE EFFECTS:
Excessive depence may result to slower brain development, dries your brain easily due to lack of proper usage (sabi nila!) increases nervousness and scaring to the point that individual becomes paramoid. being caught with it may result to failure in the particular subjectand being black-listed in the faculty.( like you have these words engraren on your forhead shouting to the world loud and proud "nangodigo ako"
PRECAUTIONS:
never use it in the following circumstances:
1. never use it if your "aanga-anga."
2. not applicable with TERROR professors (take it from the expert)
3.with chiken feed subjects (mahiya ka naman… tapos mahuli ka pa tsk…tsk…tsk…)
4. if your seatmate is SUMBONGERA/RO and super SIP-SIP to your professor.
5. if your not close with a SA (100%) sure sumbong ka naman)
6.if your already earned your docturate degree with the subject( naman! ilang beses mo na yang kinukuha di mo pa rim maintindihan?!? gabe ka! as in)
7. if you had study enough.
REMINDERS:
FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY!(mabuti na yung nag iingat)
DISPOSE IT PROPERLY! (ebidensya yan naman… naku!)
NOT INTENDED FOR THE GRADUATING STUDENTS AND EVEN FOR UNDERGRADS… (aral na lang kayo mas save pa)
reference: the searchwer volume 9 issue 2 november 20056-2007
by : jenn concero
page 22
